June 2009
1 post
March 2009
3 posts
WatchHoly shit, look at this stupid kid!
Seriously, it’s one thing if you adopt a dog or something and it can’t quite master a few tricks, but this is a kid, you’re stuck with this 30lb bag of fail for at least 18 years. After this performance, I’d either put his ass back on the adoption block, or drop him in the ocean somewhere.
WatchLisa Lampanelli is awesome. I’ve always liked her as a comic because she calls things how they are, and can tear anyone a new asshole just as well as one of the guys. This is just a one minute clip of her at a “celebrity” roast with one of the best Rihanna jokes I’ve heard so far.
'The Expendables' (2010) →
The greatest movie ever made is coming out next year…
This movie will win every Oscar forever
Awards shows will have to shut down after this movie because nothing will ever beat it.
This movie will win a Nobel Prize for being so fucking awesome.
After winning every award at every award show, this movie will go on to win The Superbowl, World Series, Stanley Cup,...
February 2009
6 posts
WatchWilson : Man of Mustache Episode 1: Fuck Yeah!
I found this new site that allows you to make little animated shorts. So I’ve decided to make my own series… (or make a few ridicilous shorts until I get distracted and find something else new to play with.)
Wilson: Man of Mustace - THE SERIES! (tumblr)
Bake me a cupcake, and do the fucking dishes...
Yeah… “try my muffin, it’s really yummy” …WTF?
Look at this fucking stupid dog, what an ASSHOLE. He walks around in circles and barks for almost TWO minutes! (I’m not even sure if lame ass dogs like that can jump.) As bad as that stupid dog is, at least it’s not a cat… cause pretty much, the only people who own cats are fat / ugly women and gay dudes.
WatchRecently in Austin, TX, someone went out and reprogrammed a few road signs with messages warning commuters of “ZOMBIES”, and “Nazi Zombies” (big difference, trust me). The messages only stayed up for a few hours, there were no accidents, and most importantly nobody was hurt or killed. (Mainly due to the fact that signs can’t kill people, and ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL!)
Yet the...