No More Mr. Nice Guy
And I used to be such a nice person...
Recently in Austin, TX, someone went out and reprogrammed a few road signs with messages warning commuters of “ZOMBIES”, and “Nazi Zombies” (big difference, trust me). The messages only stayed up for a few hours, there were no accidents, and most importantly nobody was hurt or killed. (Mainly due to the fact that signs can’t kill people, and ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL!)
Yet the NBC Austin news felt that they had to “investigate”, and spent almost three minutes “reporting” on this “story”. Apparently some people didn’t think the prank was funny… well, fuck them, nobody likes those type of people anyway. Later during this hard hitting investigation, they interview some fat bitch at a local school that was allegedly driving with “some friends” and saw the sign. At first she tells reporters that the signs were funny, and then changes her mind claiming that the sign was dangerous?
“If you change signs like that, then people might not know where to go… it’s a dangerous issue.”
WTF does that even mean? Are there really people who think Nazi zombies are invading Austin, TX and getting lost because of these signs? Is it dangerous to cry wolf (or zombie), so that when the zombies finally come to Austin nobody will believe the signs?
